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Shop & Bop @ 303GRAND!!

bundtsandbruises — Mon, 19 Oct 2009 03:19:08 +0000

Thanks to all the damn fine ladies & gents who came out today for the Shop & Bop! And thank you, especially, to Ruth at 303Grand, Stephanie at InYourClosetNYC, Fox & Fawn, Sammy from Sammy Davis Vintage, and the awesome DJs from Trouble & Bass. We had a great time, and here are some snaps from our booth!

Fashion Plate…

bundtsandbruises — Wed, 14 Oct 2009 13:43:47 +0000

Susan Tyrrell was the loud-mouthed, vulgar, eyeliner-smeared grandmother in the John Waters flick Cry Baby. She was also a total total babe.

Em & I are unpacking some really boss 70s pieces for Sunday, including deadstock red snakeskin ankle boots in two different sizes & a long-sleeve metallic secretary blouse. It can’t be worn open like Susan’s, but hot damn! if you won’t want to take some scissors & show some skin!

We might post some pictures if you’re good, but either way come check out the goods on Sunday!

ONE MORE WEEK!!

rileygrime — Sun, 11 Oct 2009 21:35:07 +0000

Please Join Us!

Fashion Plate

rileygrime — Fri, 09 Oct 2009 17:22:38 +0000

show that yellow

From E!

TRAINWRECK TUESDAY – Emanuel Ungaro by Lindsay Lohan

rileygrime — Wed, 07 Oct 2009 03:33:37 +0000

Photos: Getty Images

Hey y’all! Every tuesday we’ll be writing about our favorite train wrecks and hot tranny messes. Expect this feature to be a combination of bad fashion and favorite terrible ideas. Do you have a favorite trainwreck? email us! hatchetfacevintage@gmail.com.

THIS WEEK IS LINDSAY LOHAN’S UNGARO COLLECTION…

yeah yeah…we know…old news but we were saving it for train wreck tuesday.

Apparently La Lohan’s showing at Paris was a TRAVESTY. Ungaro’s designer Estrella Archs was under the artistic advisement of Lindsay Lohan and ultimately blamed the collection’s major failure on how quickly it had to be made. La Lohan was brought on with a reportedly multi-million dollar contract to add some youthfulness to the brand. Sadly she only brought the bad publicity. I can’t wait to buy my tacky heart shape pastie. I’m guessing I can buy mine in the couture section at nightmare factory. YIKES.

Snipped from The Cut

fashion plate…

bundtsandbruises — Tue, 06 Oct 2009 06:55:49 +0000

This dame’s got my vote for the Hatchetface fashion plate…

Em & I try, but we’re no match for the style that comes with a life of crime…

Shop Your Little Vintage Heart Out!

bundtsandbruises — Thu, 01 Oct 2009 15:46:28 +0000

that’s our name on the flyer!!!

come buy our GORGEOUS vintage & partake in our stellar sense of humor…

Welcome to Hatchetface Vintage

rileygrime — Tue, 22 Sep 2009 04:10:07 +0000

Only the classiest gals know how to dress HARD. ‘Cause we all know fashion means ‘go big or go home’.

We here at Hatchetface want to provide you with vintage duds at reasonable prices, in all sorts of shapes, sizes, styles & eras. Stay tuned for garments galore for men and women.

There’s a little hatchetface in all of us. But really, we’re just kidding – ’cause you’re beautiful.